Failed Footballer

I've decided not to try and give a carefully thought out and lucid account of the development of contemporary Australian Drama as I'm being followed by Gareth Griffiths who'll do it much better. I thought it might be interesting to give you a potted account of my experiences as an Australian dramatist which might give you some kind of feel for the peculiarities and specifics of our theatre scene. The talk will be full of unsubstantiated generalities, wild overstatement and blatant self advertisement.