Australian Left Review
Article Title
China Shop: Position Vacant
Abstract
Adcm Kerezsy is looking for a job.
Dear Employer, I am exceptionally, almost to the point of wetting myself, interested in applying for the position you have so graciously decided to offer. I have always thought of myself as the type of person who could throw themselves into anything, and when I spotted your electric advertisement, I just had to apply.
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