Australian Left Review
Article Title
Dear Dr Hartman: Spring Fever
Abstract
Hello patients,
Well, Spring is here and the old psycho-sexual juices are beginning to stir again. You suddenly find yourself staring at attractive strangers a little too long. You start thinking about taking off all those layers of clothes and going for a swim. You suddenly remember that you've actually got a body, and soon you'll be at the beach and other people will be looking at it.
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