Australian Left Review
Article Title
Correct Line Cooking: Licking the Plate Clean
Abstract
For the first time in several months, this column is totally asexual (as the bishop said to the actress). After all, what could be less sexual than dog food? It lies somewhere between compost and faeces on the scale of desirability (no offence to my more adventurous and/or gumboot clad readers).
This paper has been withdrawn.